At Bacon Today, we’ve tested a lot of bacon products over the years. And by “tested”, we mean “received them free in our P.O. box from a ton of vendors and used the heck out of them” (please send more).
Since we’ve probably had more experience with bacon gizmos, gadgets, and the like than pretty much anyone on planet Earth, we thought we’d put together a bacon gift guide for you all.
To make things easy for everyone (and in hopes that we’ll make a small commission if you click the links and buy something so we can keep the lights on here at the Bacon Today office), all the products below are available for your purchasing pleasure on Amazon. If you’re not a fan of big corporations, consider this guide more of a shopping list to use at various small businesses that sell most of these fun gifts individually.
Bacon Gifts for Guys
When you’re shopping for the bacon-loving man in your life, it’s often tricky to know exactly which awesome bacon thingamajig to get him (hint: the answer is ALL OF THEM). Check out this bacon gift guide for men and we’re sure you’ll find something that’ll ticket his fancy on Father’s Day, or any time of year.
Funny Bacon Socks
With the words “if you can read this bring me bacon” printed on the soles and little strips of bacon all over the legs, these hilarious bacon socks are just what he needs to keep his feet warm and his belly full of bacon (if you’re nice enough to actually bring him any).
Fitness Bacon T-Shirt
He’s an athlete, or at least he was. Help him reclaim his high school glory days with this fabulously punny bacon t-shirt that reads “I’m into fitness…fit’ness bacon in my mouth”.
Man-Snacks Bacon Box
Give him what he’s always wanted: all things bacon in one convenient box! Inside he’ll find Bacon Jerky (3 oz), Bacon Mustard (12 oz), Bacon Salt (2.5 oz), Lowrey’s Pork Rinds (1.75 oz), Bacon Jam (4 oz), Bacon Stick (1 oz), Bacon Brittle (5 oz), Bacon Hot Sauce (.75 oz), Bacon and Garlic Almonds (4.75 oz).
Bacon Gift Basket Products
Not sure what the one most awesome special super-deluxe thing is the best item to buy the bacon lover in your household? Are you torn between several amazing bacon gifts and have no idea how to thin out your shopping cart?
Here’s our advice: don’t! Buy all the bacon gifts you can afford and make your special someone the happiest bacon freak in all the land with their own bacon gift basket.
Use this bacon gift guide to make your own fabulous bacon gift basket and put a smile on someone’s face. You’ll thank us later.
Merry Crispness Bacon Xmas Tree Shirt
You love puns, they love puns, we all love puns…and bacon. This “Merry Crispness” t-shirt is just fantastic and we recommend buying two — one to put in the bacon gift box you’re giving, and the other to wear yourself because it’s just that awesome.
Bacon Flavored Lip Balm
A great small item to put in your bacon gift box or their Christmas stocking is this bacon-flavored, bacon-smelling lip balm. No matter the occasion, they can keep their lips moisturized and bacony delicious. It’s a win-win.
Bacon Jerky Variety Pack
Your bacon gift box just wouldn’t be complete without a big ass assortment of tasty bacon jerky. You get two packs of each flavor: Original BBQ, Honey PeppeOld Fashioned Maple, Sweet BBQ, and Spicy Sriracha.
Whoop Ass Bacon Hot Sauce
While you’re at it, make sure to include a bottle of Whoop Ass Bacon Hot Sauce in your bacon gift basket. Even if they don’t like the flavor, the bottle will be a conversation piece for years to come.
Bacon Gift Guide for Christmas
You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry…wait, why would you cry when you’re getting ready to buy some incredible bacon Christmas gifts? Yes, friends, Santa Claus has really come to town and prepared this bacon gift guide for all your holiday shopping needs.
The jolly dude even went so far as to link all the bacon gift ideas to Amazon where we’ll earn a small commission if you buy something. Think about it…you give a great bacon gift to your loved one, co-worker, etc. aaaaaand you give back to the hard-working folks at BaconToday.com. You are freakin’ AWESOME, ya know that?
Bacon Coffee Mug with Avocado
This bacon coffee mug is pretty hilarious. The bacon strip says to the avocado “I said you’re the GOOD kind of fat!”
Bacon Throw Blanket
Who doesn’t want giant, photo-realistic strips of bacon snugly wrapped around them as they cuddle up in front of the TV? Available in three sizes (50x40in, 60x50in, 80x60in), this bacon blanket’s fleece fabric will keep you cozy warm.
Bacon Ugly Christmas Sweater
While technical a sweatshirt, this bacon ugly Christmas sweater might just win you the ugly sweater contest as your next office party. Available in 5 colors and sizes small through XXL, you kind of have to buy one…don’t you?
Bacon Gift Ideas for Women
She loves bacon. She loves bacon not. She loves bacon. She loves bacon not.
Hold it right there — if she doesn’t love bacon, you’re looking in the wrong place, partner.
If she does love bacon…well, follow me friends because we’re going to give you some of the best bacon gift ideas for women you could hope to find anywhere on this bacon-loving planet. Without further adieu, we present to you our bacon gift guide for women.
Bacon Earrings Made of Wood
These handmade wooden bacon earrings are a fantastic style accessory for any occasion. With hypoallergenic titanium posts attached to laser-engraved cherry wood bacon strips, they measure about 3/4 of an inch.
Women’s “Body By Bacon” T-shirt
Available in three cute colors, these soft “Body By Bacon” t-shirts are sure to look great on the bacon-loving lady in your life.
Beautiful Bacon Rose Bouquet
The fine folks at Bacon Bouquets have perfected the art of flower-shaped bacon with their Original Bacon Roses® recipe. Get your special lady a dozen long-stemmed bacon flowers shipped safely in their stellar packaging. Comes complete with a deluxe vase.
Handmade Bacon Gift Guide
Sometimes it’s best to ditch the big-company, mass-produced products and give something hand-made and from the heart. If you don’t have a local bacon goodie retailer or artisan that specialized in pork-related creations, there’s always Etsy. We combed through the hundreds of bacon-themed gift ideas over at Etsy and we were going to use our handmade bacon gift guide to give a bacon gift, this is where we’d start.
Bacon and Eggs Earrings
These cute little plastic earrings with titanium posts are the perfect bacon gift for someone who’s ready to accessorize in style. Hand made in New Orleans Louisiana, hypoallergenic, and nickle-free these bacon earrings are a sure hit.
Fuzzy Bacon Christmas Ornament
Look at that cute little bacon face and Santa hat that’s embroidered on felt in a maroon/brown bacon color with a red & white cord attached for hanging. The bacon Christmas ornament measures 3 1/2 inches tall & 2 inches wide.
We hope you found a bacon gift or two that worked perfectly for that birthday party, office Christmas party white elephant gift exchange, or Father’s Day brunch. If none of these ideas worked for you but you found and even better bacon gift somewhere else, please share it in the comments below. Gotta pay that bacon forward, people!