Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu

Ladies and gentlemen, let us introduce you to today’s heavyweight contenders—Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu! They’re are two fighting figurines are hot and ready to rumble right out of the box.

Bacon vs. Tofu

In January I shared an exploration of bacon tofu with you and, based on available evidence, was able to conclude that bacon tofu is not a reasonable product. What I’m going to share with you today takes the proof of this theory eleven steps further. Thanks to the Houston Press, we now have eleven very … Read more

I’m Glad I Didn’t Try It

I’m an adventurer by trade. My career has been varied thus far, but I tend to gravitate towards the positions that require me to either get on an airplane, go through security or otherwise gain access to restricted or dangerous places that normal, sane people generally avoid, like the side of an F1 racetrack or … Read more