Sandwich Dilemma

There is a reason the B comes first in BLT.

Time and time again people have stopped me on the street to ask “Mr. B, what do you order BLT or Club?” If I had dime for every occasion well let’s just say I could buy a lot of bacon.

So I figure it was time to settle this once and for all. Headed down to the local deli to order one of each. Literally on one hand I was enjoying the pureness of bacon goodness that dominates both lettuce and tomato, which are far superior flavors. On the other hand ham joins the mix to offset turkey’s interference in what is otherwise pure carnivore bliss. Yes, ham is the inferior swine product. But as Grandpa B always said, “Any swine is fine whenever you dine as long as bacon is there for the taken.” He had a way with words.

But Papa B raised a purist. So to this bacon lover the BLT edges out the Club. However, the real lesson learned is there is always room from two!


-Mr. B

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