Regionally Awesome, Globally Sad

May 29, 2009 12:01 am Published by 2 Comments


If you’re in the Pittsburgh area then this story is for you. If not, then read on anyway, because someday you might be. 

According to Maria T., “Harris Grill in Pittsburgh has complimentary bacon on Tuesday nights from Happy Hour until close.”

I say again, Harris Grill has FREE BACON on Tuesdays. 

Here’s how I see it: You’re in Pittsburgh, driving home from work, and your husband/wife/friend is on the phone with you and says, “I’m glad it’s already humpday tomorrow.”

“Hump Day tomorrow?”, you think to yourself out quiet. Hmmm… That must mean that today is Tuesday!

One second you’re cruising down Forbes, trying to get the f%@k out of Downtown. Next thing you know, you’ve diverted via Beeler-Wilkins-Shady to get to Ellsworth, where you’re just a stone’s throw away from free bacon at the Harris Grill.

But that only works if you happen to be in Pittsburgh. The rest of us are screwed.

— Mike

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