My Bacon Has A First Name

November 6, 2008 12:01 am Published by 1 Comment

…It’s B-A-C-O-N! 

Oh, thank you, Oscar Mayer, for bringing us this…

It’s bits of real bacon.  In a bag.  On a shelf.  In my grocery store for $2.99!

Next time you’re cooking (anything) that doesn’t already have bacon, give this bag of awesome a try. This product has a Smaste™ rating modifier of +6, meaning any dish you add it to will automatically gain 6 smaste points on top of its regular rating. 

Special thanks to anonymous bacon fan “Mom” for sending this one in.

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  • Lars Vargas says:

    Is that SmasteTM modifier applicable to ALL food or only food that doesn’t already contain bacon?

    For instance, I can’t see that actually improving bacon cinnamon rolls, especially by 6 SmasteTM points. A peanut butter sandwich? heck yeah.

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