Katy Perry + Bacon Bikini = Pop Diva’s Next Album Cover!

August 13, 2010 5:00 am Published by Leave your thoughts

Love her or hate her, Katy Perry the musical world’s reigning Princess of “Pop Sarcasmgasm” has proudly proclaimed to her media minions that the next passionately awaited C.D. will be fronted by a tasty, fleshly feature photo of the Diva donned in nothing but a skimpy bikini made completely of bacon.

The “California Gurls” singer / songstress remarked that while her current record is all about sweet things, (sugar and spice and everything nice) she intends for her next album to be very much “MEAT” themed and is already in the process of getting her label to come up with a way to ensure that the CD actually smells like sausage.

While Ms. Perry, who is currently engaged to popular, vegetarian actor and comedian Russell Brand, was speaking with “Q Magazine,” she explained “My new record is more about confectionery and candy and baked goods. There’s less fruit imagery. For my next album I’d like it to be about meat and I want to be on the cover wearing a bacon bikini. Also I want my records to smell of sausage or pork. CDs are over, but not if they smell original.” 

While a lot of people still think of Lady Katy as a novelty gag item, she continues to whip out one popular album after another and she not only is a pretty accomplished singer / songwriter, she is also a fairly compelling actress and a very clever and funny humorist who effectively parodies a lot of the simply silly and ridiculous things going on in our society with a sharp wit and a knowing smile. It probably doesn’t hurt her cause that when it comes to “looks;” she’s and easy 17 on a scale from 1 to 10.

So while Ms. Perry, who first worked her way onto the music scene with her first hit tune; “I Kissed A Girl” and currently is demanding audio attention with her current release “California Gurls” may not be taken all that seriously by many music aficionados, her publicly proclaimed pork passion has the bacon and sausage world taking note, as one tasty piece of meat deserves another , even it’s just to walk around wearing on stage, album cover shoots and in one or more ‘cheesy –sleazy” videos.

Viva La Bacon!

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