I Am The Bacon Man

April 15, 2010 6:00 am Published by Leave your thoughts

I don’t want to like this. I really don’t. It just loops over & over, the lyrics are bad, and it sounds like something that would play out of an old Nintendo.

But then I find myself singing along. Sing it with me now…

I am the bacon man.
Bring all the pork I can.
To all the little kids down the row.
Clogging their arteries.
With all my MSGs.
Then they’ll all die.
At the age of eight.


Is this an anti-bacon song? Is this a parody? The world may never know…

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