Bacon Wallet and Bacon Air Freshener

August 16, 2008 12:01 am Published by 3 Comments

Gentlemen. Next time you find yourself taking a beautiful woman for a night on the town, be sure to head on that date prepared to make an impression.

Slick back that hair, dab on that cologne, and don’t even think leaving the house without your bacon wallet. Imagine her surprise when you pull out your bacon-embossed money holder at the end of a fine dinner. That’s right, closed or flipped open this wallet will show her just who makes the bacon.

When its time to leave the club and she just wants to go home, whip out your bacon air freshener and head for the nearest Denny’s. She’s sure to have a craving for some crsipy bacon and you know they’re serving breakfast all day long.

When your night is through, take a moment to thank Mr. B. here at Bacon Today for giving you the tools to make the right bacony moves.

Bacon wallet first suggested by: Barbara Nixon

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  • Thanks for the mention in your blog about the Bacon Wallet. My son loves his!

  • baconator says:


    You have this so wrong I can not let the egregious transgression go uncorrected.

    I’m sure what you meant to say was “Gentlemen. Be on the look out for women of superior quality and attractiveness sporting this lovely wallet.”

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