Slick back that hair, dab on that cologne, and don’t even think leaving the house without your bacon wallet. Imagine her surprise when you pull out your bacon-embossed money holder at the end of a fine dinner. That’s right, closed or flipped open this wallet will show her just who makes the bacon.
When its time to leave the club and she just wants to go home, whip out your bacon air freshener and head for the nearest Denny’s. She’s sure to have a craving for some crsipy bacon and you know they’re serving breakfast all day long.
When your night is through, take a moment to thank Mr. B. here at Bacon Today for giving you the tools to make the right bacony moves.
Bacon wallet first suggested by: Barbara Nixon
Categorized in: Bacon News