Bacon Makes Everything Better!

March 31, 2011 5:00 am Published by 2 Comments

One of my favorite comedians, Jim Gaffigan, is known for his funny take on Hot Pockets, and Bacon.  He says that to improve other foods we wrap it in bacon.  But I have to ask does Bacon make everything better?

I use bacon at every meal because it can add so much flavor to everything I eat, and today Bacon has evolved way past food.  You can find bacon just about anywhere, and it can serve any function.  I’ve seen bacon mouse pads, bacon flash drives, bacon wallets, bacon tooth pics, bacon salt, bacon bras, bacon clothing, and the list could go on.  With all these bacon related products it’s no doubt that bacon makes most stuff better, but can it make everything in my life better? 

After doing some research I can say with confidence, “Hell yes it does!”  I can count on one hand how many times that I worn a tie the last 8 years.  There is just something about it that I don’t like, but then Mr. Bacon made this experience better.  That’s right I have just discovered “The Bacon Tie.”  If I had known this sweet meat could hang around my neck I would sport the tie a whole lot more.  If there is something in your life you don’t like I would suggest you just try it with some bacon and see what happens.  If you would like to buy a bacon tie you can do that here.  After seeing this I am 100% confident that bacon does make everything better!


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  • Phil says:

    I do not agree. Bacon is wonderful. But, as a true bacon lover, who are you trying to kid if you say, “Damn, this watercress, sprout, and tofu on sweet potato bread isn’t very good. But, once I add strips of bacon it is better.” It isn’t better. It is still a lousy excuse for a sandwich. You are just wrecking good bacon trying to bring some iota of enjoyment to your lunch fare.

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