It’s time for… SMOKED MEAT CAROLS!

December 6, 2010 5:00 am Published by 1 Comment

Da-da can tell that you’re all dragging this holiday season (Da-da and Santa use the same 24/7 monitoring system, based on the X-10 Protocol), so Da-da-Santa KNOWS what you need (besides that, Maurice). Ready? Of course you are.

Can there be anything more inspiring than Christmas carols about smoked meat? No, there can’t. So, here’s a festive aperçus into what A Man Called Da-da will soon be singing in your head. All day. You’re welcome.

Now, get out of bed, dress in red, put on your head and inject cheer, instead. Or something like that. And please don’t rhyme. It’s annoying. Anyway, put down the bong and SING, you stylish, inebriated apes, SING: 

[sung to the tune of, “Deck the Halls,” duh]

“Deck the halls with boughs of sausage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season filled with costage,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.”

“Jump we now in bacon barrel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient smoked meat carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.”

“See the blazing fool before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the pork of loin some more-us.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.”

“Follow me in linky pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of drool-tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.”

“Fast away the cold beer passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the brew, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.”

“Sing smoked sausage, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the health bellwether,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.”

There. Now doesn’t that feel better?

Oh, crap. Did somebody OINK?

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