AIIEEE! It’s the Turkey Rapture!

November 13, 2010 5:00 am Published by Leave your thoughts

It’s official. At 11:22 am EST, all of the world’s turkeys pre-empted Thanksgiving and Raptured themselves into Turkey Heaven, where they’ll pretty much do the same things turkeys have done in the past. Except they’ll glow a lot more. And gloat about all the spiritually unclean turkeys they Left Behind. Yes, in case of Thanksgiving, this turkey will be unmanned.

So, I guess it’s gonna be HAM this year, unless… DAMN.

Crap. Well, at least T-day will be kosher. Pass the tofu, Rabbi.

We found this great article over at ~http://amancalleddada.blogspot.com/2010/11/aiieee-its-turkey-rapture.html


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