Liquid Bacon Smaste™ Test

May 21, 2009 12:01 am Published by 2 Comments

A week or so ago, a BT reader wrote us and said that he had discovered a cocktail that tasted like bacon. We looked into this drink, and wrote an article about the glorious possibility that it could be real.

And then we tried it.

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It sounds so innocent – mix coconut milk 4:1 with tequila…

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add lime…

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drink…

This drink tasted more like a smoking engine than bacon. This really makes me wonder if I made it right. It tasted sour. I don’t know much about coconut milk – do you?

What I really want to know is if any of you have tried this drink – or any others that you think might taste like bacon. I want to know how to make a shot that tastes like bacon – without using bacon vodka or any actual bacon. Nothing infused with bacon. Just regular old off-the-shelf booze. Classic stuff. Tequila, rum, frangelico, etc, whatever.

Okay… back to business. I need to rate the coconut milk/tequila/lime combo. Drumroll, please…

Certain things should not be consumed. This is one of them.

Smaste™ Rating: -3.333


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2 Comments

  • Guy T. says:

    It’s possible that the original recipe used mezcal instead of regular tequila. Mezcal has a smoky flavor and it’s not hard to imagine it being an ingredient in a bacon simulacrum.

  • Corey says:

    I never thought I’d see the day when a negative Smaste rating was issued. I’ll chalk this one up as an anomoly though, since it didn’t use actual bacon.

    Let’s hope out readers come back with some bacon-tasting drinks soon to help you forget that smoking engine taste.

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