Eat Da Meat

October 14, 2008 12:01 am Published by 7 Comments

Well, friends, one of my fans has gotten creative again. Kristen Winalski, a self proclaimed bacon fanatic has really taken her love of bacon to heart. She and her friend Jennifer spent quite a bit of time crafting the following parody lyrics to Salt-N-Pepa’s “Shoop”. I challenge you to read the lyrics and not laugh out loud. These First Ladies of Bacon sent in more than half a dozen parodies and we’ll be sharing a few of them with you over the next few weeks.

For those of you who are musically inclined, I offer this challenge – record the lyrics and send us a full version of the song. We’ll post it here for everyone to enjoy.

And now, Bacon Today is proud to present “Shoop (Eat Da Meat)”

Hey yeah I wanna eat baby 

[Oooo how you doin’ baby?
No not you
You the fat legged one (ha ha) yeah
What’s your name? meat?
Damn Baby that sounds sexy

Here I go here I go here I go again (again?)
Girls what’s my weakness? (Pork!)
Ok then chillin’ chillin’ mindin’ my business (word)
Yo Kris I looked around and I couldn’t believe this
I swear I stared my mom my witness
The brother had it goin’ on with somethin’ kinda…uh
greasy, greasy (oooo) – had to lick it
I’m not shy so I asked for the bacon
A pig? No, that don’t make me
See what I want slip slide make it greasy
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a lick, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a pork sausage should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don’t know how make the bacon that you fry

So well it’s a spell, hell, makes me wanna eat eat eat
eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat 

Ummm, you’re packed and you’re stacked ‘specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for feedin’ you bacon like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some meat with that yum-yum biscuit?
you smell like pork and I wanna lick it

You’re a pig farmer? – dang! What’s up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it taste?
yummy, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you’re a greasy mutha-
Well-a, I like ’em real fat, pigg-y style by the mile
greasy black skin with a smile
fryin’ in the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
bacon bits, bacon dip, can I get a plate? (please)
Baby, take a ride lets shake n bake, you make me wanna… 

Eat eat da-meat (Bacon, hey)
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat

eat eat da-meat (Don’t you know I wanna eat, bacon)
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
Well let me bring you back to the subject, Jen’s got a pound
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you flip it in my pan my darling
Not falling in love but I’m falling for your [super spam]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you make it best under pressure
[Yo, piggy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet ’cause it’s time to have Grease
On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me eat
this man’s meat in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, on bacon, biscuits
eat eat da-meatie like big fatty for sheezie
I love you in your farmer jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, “Oooo, oooo, oooo!”
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna eat 

eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat

eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
[Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him
He’s the fatest brother in here
And he’s comin’ this way! Oooo!] 

K and the J wanna eat with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I’m wicked, Greasy, (yeah) fry pig skins but never quickly (that’s right)
I fry the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my pork, here’s the hot sausage (hot sausage)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn that’s a big sausage)) and have ya soundin’ like a retard (yeah)
Big ‘Pork Love-Her, six-two, wanna feed you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna eat

eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
eat eat da-meat

eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
Oh, you make me wanna eat
Hey yeah, I wanna eat, baby
– Mr. B

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7 Comments

  • Pete says:

    I know Kris and Jen personally, and they are both obsessed with the meat. (Bacon that is)
    Don’t get me wrong, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but these two take it to a different level.
    /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ?

  • Mike Kirsch says:

    Thanks for the insight, Pete. Keep tabs on those two fine ladies for us – we loves us our baconistas!

  • Pete says:

    No problem Mike!
    Maybe I can get those two to record one in the studio….

  • Fatneck says:

    When all else fails… there’s bacon. I believe that’s the motto of Kris and Jen.

  • Stacy says:

    This is definitely a good one. I know Kris has lots of other bacon songs, my personal fave is “Bacon is what I got” to the tune of Sublime’s “loving is what I want”
    It really makes me wonder… Kris what DO you DO for a living that allows you all this time to write bacon songs??
    Keep up the good bacon writing… fry on, my friend, fry on.

  • Linds says:

    yea yea, keep representin’ the bacon. Bacon lova in da house! You greasy gals sure have a talent for writing hit bacon songs. My all time favorite is Pork shack! can’t wait to see what you girls come up with next;)

  • Critter says:

    Kristen, this is brilliant work with da meat. The talent and passion is so evident. Im sold, I will be Takin da Bacon from here on out! We want more, please give us more songs!!

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