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What I Like About Pork

by Mike Kirsch

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We love Kristen and Jenny. They continue to be extremely creative with their contributions, and we think their songs are awesome. Here they are again with a parody of the Romantics’ 1979 rock anthem “What I like About You”.

Today we’re adding a new feature -- play the video and sing along at home!

-- Mike

Hey, uh huh huh
Hey, uh huh huh

What I like about pork, makes my pants feel tight
Tell me I’m the hungry one, makes me wanna eat all night, yeah

You’re sizzling in my ear
It’s gettin’ hot and bacony up in here, ‘give me a fork
That’s what I like about pork
What I like about pork, It really knows how to dance
when the bacon pops up, down, jump around, I think I spilled grease on my pants, yeah

You’re sizzling in my ear
pile all those chops on the plate over here, give me a fork!
That’s what I like about pork

That’s what I like about pork
That’s what I like about pork
Wahh!

Hey!

What I like about pork, the piggies keep me warm at night
Never wanna’ let them go, I love how they squeal all night, yeah

You’re sizzling in my ear
It’s gettin’ really greasy up in here, my sweet pork
That’s what I like about pork

That’s what I like about pork

That’s what I like about pork
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)

Hey, uh huh huh, hey hey hey
Hey, uh huh huh, brrr
Hey, uh huh huh, hey

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