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Turbaconducken Valued at $1 Trillion

by Mr. B.

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Oh, Turbaconducken, we knew you had legs.

When BT writer Corey James created the Turbaconducken last Thanksgiving he had a feeling that it was going to  strike a chord, but he never anticipated the high value that it would eventually obtain.

Michelle Malkin of TownHall.com recently wrote a story about the much ballyhooed economic stimulus bill that has been floating around congress for the past month or so. Her article discusses the many “pork-filled” earmarks that are attached to the bill and have been the focus of much debate in our government, on the news and online.

Her article, titled “The ‘Tiny’ Trillion-Dollar Turbaconducken You Don’t Care About” contains the following quote:

“If the stimulus plan were a Thanksgiving dinner entree, it would be a Turbaconducken — the heart attack-inducing dish of roasted chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey, all wrapped in endless slabs of bacon.”

Yes, Friends, the glorious Turbaconducken now has a trillion dollar price tag. If you were planning to have one of your own next Thanksgiving, you’d better start saving now. 

– Mr. B

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