This isn’t the first time I’ve written about spam. You might remember that a while back we were offered 3.6 million British pounds of bacon.
A few days ago, we got yet another proposal to our bacon todaty email account that sounded just so heartfelt.
Hello Dear,
My name is joy, a good looking young lady with love and care, i saw your email on google search and i decide to contact you for a good love relationship hoping you will accept my request,if you accept my request ,please reply to my email address so that i will send you my photos and more about me,i believe we can make good friends,let distance not be a barrier but lets love connect us,because love is a bridge connected far distances to be close Yours joy.
Oh, to be in love with a bacon website. We feel for young Joy. Sadly, her love will remain unrequited, because we just can’t love a spammer, but at least she’s trying to scam a bacon website, which wins her a very small place in our hearts.
Today at the office a guy named Scott asked if he could try the can of Spam with Bacon I had on my desk. As a joke I said sure, but he’d have to eat the entire can. Much to my surprise Scott accepted the challenge, grabbed a spoon, and dug in to the Spam with Bacon. I grabbed my mobile phone to capture the madness on video.
After about 5 minutes, Scott seemed to have met his match. He finished off nearly half of the can of Spam with Bacon and called it a day. A noble effort indeed.
About an hour later Scott returned with the can of Spam with Bacon. He said he had to finish the entire can or he felt he’d let the Bacon Today fans down. Finish he did and we have the 12 minutes of video footage to prove it. Enjoy!
After he was finished, we asked Scott to autograph the can of Spam with Bacon. If you’d like to get this autographed piece of bacon history, leave us a creative comment below and include the words “gimme gimme” in your commentary. We’ll choose the most creative comment and send you the autographed can of Spam with Bacon.
When JennJ first emailed us this link our only response was quite natural…
WTF OMG SPAM WITH BACON!!!
Well folks, looks like the world will soon become a better place. Sign up to get notified when this product that nature should have invented will become available.
