Bacon Today » original song http://bacontoday.com Daily News on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:39:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 I Am The Bacon Man http://bacontoday.com/i-am-the-bacon-man/ http://bacontoday.com/i-am-the-bacon-man/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:00:46 +0000 Corey James http://bacontoday.com/?p=3391 I don’t want to like this. I really don’t. It just loops over & over, the lyrics are bad, and it sounds like something that would play out of an old Nintendo.

But then I find myself singing along. Sing it with me now…

I am the bacon man.
Bring all the pork I can.
To all the little kids down the row.
Clogging their arteries.
With all my MSGs.
Then they’ll all die.
At the age of eight.

Is this an anti-bacon song? Is this a parody? The world may never know…

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Are you ATB? That’s Addicted To Bacon for you folks not in the know.

Chuck is ATB, and he proves that very fact with lyrics like “when I’m really down, bacon’s always got my back”.

Watch the video and let yourself slide into the bacony groove.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxFbp5rY_o

Preach on Chuck…preach on.

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Ode to Bacon in the SummerTime

(slow, sleazy, dipped in pork fat)

Waking up in the morning
is so very hard to do
just wanna pull the covers back over my head
but the dog is barking
and the cat does meow
and another day has got to be faced
i drag myself to the bathroom
take a good look at my face
ugh, not a pretty site
what’s a gyrl to do?
so we stumble to the kitchen
grind myself a cup
and baby, that’s where it all begins
i want pig
i want dead cooked pig
that’s the only thing that will get me thru
slice the neck
bleed it dry
smoke it
cure it
thick cut fried
gimmie pig
porcine paradise
i want
sausages, bacon, eggs and beans
gimmie soda bread, cheesey bread you know what i mean!
full on ulster fry in my eyes
open wide……
that’s the start of a day
it gets me on my way
wot more can i say (wink wink)
kill me a piggie
and i’ll put it in pie
(insert sultry laughter)
can you smell it?
something in the air
wafting thru my kitchen
burnt flesh
not rare!
crispy greasy crunchy please me
gimmie
bacon
bacon
bacon
bacon
baby please!
i want dead pig
and i want it
now…..

© 2008 Victoria Anderson

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