Bacon Today got an early Christmas present -- a brand new Sing ”n’ Sizzle.
Kristen and Jenny, our fabulous bacon song parody writers, have come out of a long bacon break with a brand new parody -- this time of the holiday classic “Winter Wonderland”.
Plus, as an added bonus, BT has uneartherd the best-ever version of the song.
Happy Holidays, Everyone, from all of us at Bacon Today.
-- Mr. B
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The bacon pops, are you listening,
In the pan, pork is sizzling.
A Christmas delight ,
We’re happy tonight.
Walking in a Meaty Baconland.
Cook away till it’s real browned
Heres to all a slice of bacon
It tastes very good
just like it should,
Walking in a Meaty Baconland.
In the kitchen we will cook some breakfast, You will prepare the entire pound.
He’ll say: Are you hungry
We’ll say: “Hell yeah,”
But if you cook it
Don’t eat the whole pound.
The bacon pops, are you listening,
In the pan, pork is sizzling.
We’ll eat it galore
And then we’ll make more
Walking in a Meaty Baconland.
Cook away till it’s real browned
Heres to all a slice of bacon.
Buy the best grade,
The pork is home made,
Walking in a Meaty Baconland..
In the kitchen we will cook the bacon,
I prefer when it is slightly browned.
We’ll have lots of fun with bacon makin’, Until the other kiddies chomp it down.
When it heats, ain’t it thrilling,
Though your nose might start drippin’
We’ll fry-it all day, like Bacon Today
Walking in a Meaty Baconland.
