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		<title>Drive Off A Cliff For Bacon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 08:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacon Today reader Mattias found this awesome road sign from Sweden. Turns out even a tragedy can be better with bacon! Source: http://mobilblogg.nu/Cat/2009/07/31/16:29:01/drive_over_edge_receive_bacon.html]]></description>
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<p>Bacon Today reader Mattias found this awesome road sign from Sweden. Turns out even a tragedy can be better with bacon!</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://mobilblogg.nu/Cat/2009/07/31/16:29:01/drive_over_edge_receive_bacon.html">http://mobilblogg.nu/Cat/2009/07/31/16:29:01/drive_over_edge_receive_bacon.html</a></p>
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		<title>50 lbs of Free Pig Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s really not much I can add to this post on Craigslist. Thanks to my buddy Hobie for forwarding this along. If you need some food for your pre-bacon, this could help you out. Just don&#8217;t ask the dude for &#8230;]]></description>
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<p>There&#8217;s really not much I can add to this post on Craigslist. Thanks to my buddy Hobie for forwarding this along.</p>
<p>If you need some food for your <a href="http://bacontoday.com/?s=pre-bacon&amp;x=0&amp;y=0&amp;=Go">pre-bacon</a>, this could help you out. Just don&#8217;t ask the dude for a picture of the pig food &#8211; ha!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a transcript of the posting:</p>
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<h2>50lbs of Vietnamese Pig Food (Garden Grove, CA)</h2>
<p>I have 50lbs of just opened feeds for Vietnamese Pigs.   The former owner fed them a dog&#8217;s diet and now the piggies won&#8217;t eat the pigs&#8217; food.  So what am I to do?  The pig&#8217;s diet consist mainly of vegetables and fruits.  This 50lbs feed came out of Midway Feed Store, bought it just a few days ago.  Please don&#8217;t make me take a pic of it.  It&#8217;s free, not the pig.</p></blockquote>
<p>View the original ad:</p>
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		<title>Bacon the Pig Riding Motorcycles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey James</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bacon News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bikes and bacon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacon Today readers may already know about our &#8220;bikes &#38; bacon&#8221; series. I&#8217;ve got a motorcycle and do a lot of traveling so what better way to tie in two of my loves? Well, the fun folks over at the &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bacon Today readers may already know about our &#8220;<a href="http://bacontoday.com/?s=bikes&amp;x=0&amp;y=0&amp;=Go">bikes &amp; bacon</a>&#8221; series. I&#8217;ve got a motorcycle and do a lot of traveling so what better way to tie in two of my loves?</p>
<p>Well, the fun folks over at the <a href="http://http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=287919">ADV Rider</a> (that&#8217;s Adventure Rider for you folks not in the know) discussion boards have done me one better and created a traveling mascot that&#8217;s been around the world and then some.</p>
<p>Meet <a href="http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=287919">Bacon the Pig</a> &#8212; a world traveling stuffed adventurer that&#8217;s been all around the United States, Europe, and more. The little stuffing-filled puppet gets passed from one adventure rider to another on their various journeys and shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon.</p>
<p>Read more on the <a href="http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=287919">ADV Rider Bacon the Pig thread</a>.</p>

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<a href='http://bacontoday.com/bacon-the-pig-riding-motorcycles/bacon-pig-5/' title='bacon-pig-5'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bacon-pig-5-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="bacon-pig-5" title="bacon-pig-5" /></a>
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		<title>Vanilla Ice Ice Bacon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not since The Pork Song has something caught our ears with such blatant disregard for peace &#38; quiet. Remember that 80&#8242;s tune &#8220;Ice Ice Baby&#8221;? Well get ready to hear the most baconified rendition of that song you&#8217;ll ever experience. &#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Not since <a href="http://bacontoday.com/the-pork-song/">The Pork Song</a> has something caught our ears with such blatant disregard for peace &amp; quiet. Remember that 80&#8242;s tune &#8220;Ice Ice Baby&#8221;? Well get ready to hear the most baconified rendition of that song you&#8217;ll ever experience. Here&#8217;s just a sampling of the gritty lyrics:</p>
<blockquote><p>alright stop<br />
collaboraatin&#8217;<br />
ice is back with my pound of bacon</p>
<p>quick to the point</p>
<p>yo I don&#8217;t know<br />
I&#8217;m killin your brain like a pound of bacon</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://baconbits.ytmnd.com/">Take a listen</a> for yourself.</p>
<p>Word to yo&#8217;mutha.</p>
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