I’m just not sure what to say about this one.

It’s a lamp shade. 

Made of bacon.

Here at BT, we take pride in reporting all the best, most important, most interesting bacon news to you, our faithful and meaty readers. Sometimes, though, a story, or in this case a product, blurs the lines between clever and just plain ridiculous.

The bacon lamp shade pulls inspiration from our ancestors. By ‘ancestors’, I am referring to our caveman and cavewoman predecessors who killed mammalian prey with their bare hands and would then string the sinewy meat from the animal’s own bones at the mouth of their cave to dry in the cool mountain breeze. (Or so I have read.) My point is this – the bacon lamp shade is ugly. Plus, it’s not even functional. If the lampshade actually cooked the bacon, that at least would be something. But this. This is nothing but a waste of bacon. 

Bacon Today cannot endorse this product. 

Can you?

– Mike

Photo Credit: http://www.foundshit.com/bacon-lamp-shade/