Even when they’re rocking hard on the road, the boys of Metallica still appreciate the value of a home cooked meal. More specifically, the guys dig bacon.
How do we know this? Well, we got a tip (thanks Dan) that we should check out Metallica’s catering rider over at The Smoking Gun web site. Turns out that even though they have at least “six strict vegetarians on the crew”, the band makes sure that no less than three times during the 3-page catering section of the document the following phrase appears in all capital letters:
“BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE AT EVERY MEAL AND DURING DAY”
That’s right, the hardest of hard rockers get their metal madness from our favorite meat – bacon. Don’t believe us? Read the catering rider for yourself. Now, if they’d only write a song about bacon like Aerosmith almost did…
Lyrics:
On October the first, I was born
On October the eighth, my foreskin was no more
When I was 4, I went to synagogue to sing
“Hinei ma tov umanaim, shevet achim gam yachad”
When I was 8, I learned what you do
In order to become a respectable Jew
It’s only one word, 6 letters long its
K to the O to the S to the H to the E to the R
K to the O to the S to the H to the E to the R
So I kept it kosher with a smile
No cheeseburgers, shell fish and no swine
But when I went to college
I’m quite embarrassed to admit how much I that I love…
Bacon! Glorious greasy…
Bacon! It’s crispetty, crunchetty…
Bacon! In Hebrew they pronounce it Bachhone!
When I moved home, with a bachelor’s degree
I majored in pork with a minor in Miss Piggy
The secret well kept from my yenta mama, cause she’s
K to the O to the S to the H to the E to the R
My mother, she doesn’t even know
I’m a terrible Jew, ‘Mazel Tov’
But it’s so GOD damn good
When it touches my lips
I can eat myself up 50 strips of…
Bacon! No eggs no toast just…
Bacon! My arteries are clogged with…
Bacon! My cholesterol test reads…
Bacon! Fatty juicy shiny greasy smokey…
Bacon! Even Jesus will be feeding me…
Bacon! Aaaaaa-aaaaa-ham.
Last Friday night at Boscoes Sports Grill in Lake Forest, CA, a band with one of the most bacontastic names ever appeared live and really made the joint sizzle. The Bacon Strip Smackdown cover band — now appearing around the greater Los Angeles and Orange County areas.
