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		<title>By: Les Toil</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-20953</link>
		<dc:creator>Les Toil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, director Adam Rifkin created a product for his 1991 movie &quot;The Dark Backward&quot; called &quot;Squeezable Bacon&quot;. As a matter of fact if you run a google image search of &quot;squeezable bacon&quot; you&#039;ll see one of his movie posters for the film which is basically the product poster for the product. And yes, it shows a hand squeezing brown ooze from a plastic bottle onto a sandwich.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, director Adam Rifkin created a product for his 1991 movie &#8220;The Dark Backward&#8221; called &#8220;Squeezable Bacon&#8221;. As a matter of fact if you run a google image search of &#8220;squeezable bacon&#8221; you&#8217;ll see one of his movie posters for the film which is basically the product poster for the product. And yes, it shows a hand squeezing brown ooze from a plastic bottle onto a sandwich.</p>
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		<title>By: Treadmill Traci</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-20639</link>
		<dc:creator>Treadmill Traci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 21:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, that&#039;s original. I can&#039;t imagine that stuff. Bacon has fat on it too. What do you do about all of that fat - squeeze it on your eggs - gross!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, that&#8217;s original. I can&#8217;t imagine that stuff. Bacon has fat on it too. What do you do about all of that fat &#8211; squeeze it on your eggs &#8211; gross!</p>
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		<title>By: Real Tyler</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-13575</link>
		<dc:creator>Real Tyler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please do not tarnish my name by leaving these comments :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please do not tarnish my name by leaving these comments <img src='http://bacontoday.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: My First Bacon™ Talking Plush Doll&#160;&#124;&#160;Bacon Today</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-6617</link>
		<dc:creator>My First Bacon™ Talking Plush Doll&#160;&#124;&#160;Bacon Today</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] the magnificent minds that brought you Squeeze Bacon comes My First Bacon™ -- the talking bacon plush [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] the magnificent minds that brought you Squeeze Bacon comes My First Bacon™ &#8212; the talking bacon plush [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Android</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-4667</link>
		<dc:creator>Android</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tyler,

Listen up, you little commie bastard. Bacon is one of the seven wonders of the natural food world. So go eat your alfalfa sprouts and let the adults worry about the real food. Mmm&#039;kay?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tyler,</p>
<p>Listen up, you little commie bastard. Bacon is one of the seven wonders of the natural food world. So go eat your alfalfa sprouts and let the adults worry about the real food. Mmm&#8217;kay?</p>
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		<title>By: DatFaddy</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-3813</link>
		<dc:creator>DatFaddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blaspheme! Bacon is God!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blaspheme! Bacon is God!</p>
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		<title>By: tyler</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-3713</link>
		<dc:creator>tyler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys are sick! dedicating a whole site to bacon? WTF?!?! bacon is food, not a god. And that bacon paste looks like shit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys are sick! dedicating a whole site to bacon? WTF?!?! bacon is food, not a god. And that bacon paste looks like shit</p>
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		<title>By: Stu</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-2253</link>
		<dc:creator>Stu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 07:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>INSTANT BACON!

Squeeze Bacon was an April Fool, but the REAL &quot;instant bacon&quot; is BACONSALT, the bacon condiment that &quot;makes everything taste like Bacon&quot; and it is available now in Europe from UK company Crazy4Flavour (.co.uk)without the long wait and the cost of shipping from USA.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>INSTANT BACON!</p>
<p>Squeeze Bacon was an April Fool, but the REAL &#8220;instant bacon&#8221; is BACONSALT, the bacon condiment that &#8220;makes everything taste like Bacon&#8221; and it is available now in Europe from UK company Crazy4Flavour (.co.uk)without the long wait and the cost of shipping from USA.</p>
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		<title>By: juan</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-2227</link>
		<dc:creator>juan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I almost knocked over the computer reaching for my credit card before I noticed the date.I cried later.YOU ARE SOOOO CRUEL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I almost knocked over the computer reaching for my credit card before I noticed the date.I cried later.YOU ARE SOOOO CRUEL.</p>
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		<title>By: Stephanie</title>
		<link>http://bacontoday.com/squeeze-bacon/comment-page-1/#comment-2225</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man.  That sucks.  As a bacon lover, a couple of friends forwarded me that article... I hoped it was real!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man.  That sucks.  As a bacon lover, a couple of friends forwarded me that article&#8230; I hoped it was real!</p>
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