This isn’t the first time I’ve written about spam. You might remember that a while back we were offered 3.6 million British pounds of bacon.

A few days ago, we got yet another proposal to our bacon todaty email account that sounded just so heartfelt.

Hello Dear,
My name is joy, a good looking young lady with love and care, i saw your email on google search and i decide to contact you for a good love relationship hoping you will accept my request,if you accept my request ,please reply to my email address so that i will send you my photos and more about me,i believe we can make good friends,let distance not be a barrier but lets love connect us,because love is a bridge connected far distances to be close Yours joy.

Oh, to be in love with a bacon website. We feel for young Joy. Sadly, her love will remain unrequited, because we just can’t love a spammer, but at least she’s trying to scam a bacon website, which wins her a very small place in our hearts.

– Mike.