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Sexiest Vegetarian?

by Mr. B.

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Recently, a well-known animal rights organization held a contest. The two winners of that contest each won trips to Hawaii. What was the name of the contest?

“Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2009”

Now Amber, from Minnetonka, Minnesota and Monty from Los Angeles, California will be on their way to the tropical islands of Hawaii, where they will miss out on such great bacon as that found at the aptly named Hawaiian Style Cafe in Waimea where “the bacon was not 2 strips, or 3 or 5, it was a large mound!”

Poor Amber and Monty, maybe you two can sneak off and take a secret taste of some crispy, salty meat candy when no one is looking.

Maybe we should start a sexiest bacon lover contest. What do you think? What would the prizes be? How should we judge?

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4 Responses to Sexiest Vegetarian?

  1. Stuart says:
    April 14, 2009 at 6:30 am

    the prize should be BACON!! (of course) who needs Hawaii anyway

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  2. brad says:
    April 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Notice how all vegetarians look pasty & unhealthy?

    You’re right, Stuart. Bacon should be the prize.

    Bacon. It does a body good!

    Reply
  3. cluefairy says:
    April 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    vegetarian or not, on what world are those outfits considered hot? Richard Simmons Planet?

    Reply
  4. fivefingers shoes says:
    June 1, 2011 at 8:32 am

    Stumbled into this site by chance but I’m sure glad I clicked on that link. You without doubt answered all the questions I have been dying to answer for some time now. Will positively come back for more of this. Thank you so much

    Reply

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