Oh, thank you, Oscar Mayer, for bringing us this…
It’s bits of real bacon. In a bag. On a shelf. In my grocery store for $2.99!
Next time you’re cooking (anything) that doesn’t already have bacon, give this bag of awesome a try. This product has a Smaste™ rating modifier of +6, meaning any dish you add it to will automatically gain 6 smaste points on top of its regular rating.
Special thanks to anonymous bacon fan “Mom” for sending this one in.