…It’s B-A-C-O-N!
Oh, thank you, Oscar Mayer, for bringing us this…
It’s bits of real bacon. In a bag. On a shelf. In my grocery store for $2.99!
Next time you’re cooking (anything) that doesn’t already have bacon, give this bag of awesome a try. This product has a Smaste™ rating modifier of +6, meaning any dish you add it to will automatically gain 6 smaste points on top of its regular rating.
Special thanks to anonymous bacon fan “Mom” for sending this one in.





Is that SmasteTM modifier applicable to ALL food or only food that doesn’t already contain bacon?
For instance, I can’t see that actually improving bacon cinnamon rolls, especially by 6 SmasteTM points. A peanut butter sandwich? heck yeah.