Comments on: Limericks, Poetry, Haikus and Bacon

By: sparky

sparky — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:35:41 +0000

Eating bacon and you’re feeling wilty?
Fear not ever, McNilty.
Buy the 3# package of fat,
Then trim to lean’s where it’s at,
And your id will never feel guilty.

David Johnston did better, I admit.
Never ever call him “schlameil”.
For his rhyme appears prime
Better than mine, I really feel
And by now, his weiner’s probably fit.

Sparky

By: David Johnston

David Johnston — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:51:45 +0000

That’s supposed to be “turbaconducken”, of course…sorry for the typo!

By: David Johnston

David Johnston — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:49:49 +0000

There once was a horny Kentuck’an

who slept with a tubaconducken

He said, “What bad luck”

when his wiener got stuck

“Now not one of my shirts can I tuck in”

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:16:26 +0000

Pierpont Montague Bacon the III
An earl with a name quite absurd
He lived in South Pork he ate pig
with a fork and when he died he was
cured.

By: Bacon Haikus | Bacon Today

Bacon Haikus | Bacon Today — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:02:12 +0000

[...] of our own bacon haikus [...]

By: Mom

Mom — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:00:05 +0000

I never claimed to be a writer although do I get credit for being the parent of one?
So, I’m offering one more for the road….

I’m happy my family’s creative
Though at eating bacon we were not native
As years went by
we tasted bacon and oh my
about bacon we’ve become communicative.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:51:12 +0000

But soft, what smell though yonder window wafts?
It is the east and Bacon is the sun.
Arise fair sun and kill the envious tofu,
who is already sick and pale with grief
that thou, her maid, art far more delicious then she.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:42:06 +0000

I once was a man foresaken,
the doctor had said “No more bacon!”
I thought “That don’t rock.”
So I got a new doc,
can you tell by that smell what I’m makin’?

By: Corey James

Corey James — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:55:16 +0000

I had to join in the fun today…

There once was a dish called turducken
Was good but more meat should be stuck in
We scooped up some bacon
And soon we were makin’
The new meal called turbaconducken

By: Mike Kirsch

Mike Kirsch — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:59:28 +0000

Oh man, these comments are great today! Thanks so much for bringing more haikus and limericks to the bacon table.

And Lars – your last haiku is AWESOME! Special extra credit points for working “Bacon Today” into a haiku. Well played.