I don’t want to like this. I really don’t. It just loops over & over, the lyrics are bad, and it sounds like something that would play out of an old Nintendo.
But then I find myself singing along. Sing it with me now…
I am the bacon man.
Bring all the pork I can.
To all the little kids down the row.
Clogging their arteries.
With all my MSGs.
Then they’ll all die.
At the age of eight.
Is this an anti-bacon song? Is this a parody? The world may never know…



Related: We did a song called Obama Bacon Man, and you can see the video for it here: http://sizzology.com/bacon-man