Alas my bacon-loving friends, ’tis true. Mr. B. has been under the weather. In fact, he’s been fighting a bad case of food poisoning. Don’t worry though — it wasn’t caused from bacon!
Apparently, Mr. B. was chowing down on some holiday snacks left over from the fourth of July festivities and ate some spoiled jello/marshmello surprise. I mean, that stuff is supposed to stay fresh forever right?
At any rate, Mr. B. promises to be back in action this weekend with some fresh bacon news. Apparently he’s been reading all the newspapers from around the country while he’s been sick in bed, highlighting the word “bacon” like a madman.