Why is it that on Father’s Day, dads usually get what they “need” rather than what they “want?” Perhaps because some dads dream too big. Let’s face it, most dads aren’t going to get a sports car or a 90” flat-screen TV wrapped up with a big red bow on Father’s Day. That only happens on commercials.
But still, there must be something that dads would be thrilled to receive on Father’s Day. Something luxurious, but attainable. Something so amazing, it would make him weep with joy and happiness. Golf balls or clothes aren’t going to make him do that. But you know what would? Yeah, you know. I’m talking about the gift of Bacon! Our Father’s Day Gift Guide includes our favorite bacon goodies for the lucky dad on your shopping list.
Bacn.com has bacon for the manly man. There’s no fussing around with this bacon. It’s just pure, unadulterated bacon for the dad who loves meat.
Imagine if every month, some bacon fairies delivered packs of bacon right to your door. Sounds magical, doesn’t it? Well, those magical bacon fairies exist at Bacon Freak. A gift subscription to the “Bacon of the Month” will bring home the bacon for dad, every month. It even includes a free t-shirt and instructions on how to oven-cook bacon.
Dad’s favorite food is bacon, and beer is his favorite beverage. Rogue Ales in Oregon combines these two loves and the result is a beer that tastes like maple and bacon. It’s meant to go with Portland’s Voodoo Donuts bacon maple bar, but it would taste great on its own or paired with other bacon dishes. Read our review here.
Does dad have a sweet tooth? Bacon confections are about to become his new best friend. Bacon s’mores, bacon cookies. Bacon brownies and bacon toffee. Bacon pretzels and bacon popcorn! Need I say more? And, these would pair perfectly with bacon beer…
Need an appropriate vessel for the maple bacon beer? These glasses are available in pint size, whiskey size, and stem-less wine glass size.
A bacon smart phone case keep dad’s phone safe and stylish.
This 9” bacon press helps dad cook his beloved bacon to perfection by keeping it flat in the pan.
Okay, I know I said no clothing… But what if it was bacon clothing? I’m talking T-shirts that let dad show off his love and pride for bacon for the entire world to see!
Can’t decide whether to get dad bacon, bacon t-shirts, bacon sweets or bacon novelties? A Bacon Gift Bundle combines all of these things into one handsomely wrapped gift set that overflows with All Things Bacon!
For the dad who loves to decorate, this artful paean to the almighty pig will display nicely on dad’s wall.
Okay, so I know it’s not something you can buy at the store, but IT SHOULD BE. What do I have to do to get this mass produced so I can buy one? Pitch it on Shark Tank?