Well, friends, one of my fans has gotten creative again. Kristen Winalski, a self proclaimed bacon fanatic has really taken her love of bacon to heart. She and her friend Jennifer spent quite a bit of time crafting the following parody lyrics to Salt-N-Pepa’s “Shoop”. I challenge you to read the lyrics and not laugh out loud. These First Ladies of Bacon sent in more than half a dozen parodies and we’ll be sharing a few of them with you over the next few weeks.
For those of you who are musically inclined, I offer this challenge – record the lyrics and send us a full version of the song. We’ll post it here for everyone to enjoy.
And now, Bacon Today is proud to present “Shoop (Eat Da Meat)”
[Oooo how you doin' baby?
No not you
You the fat legged one (ha ha) yeah
What's your name? meat?
Damn Baby that sounds sexy
Here I go here I go here I go again (again?)
Girls what's my weakness? (Pork!)
Ok then chillin' chillin' mindin' my business (word)
Yo Kris I looked around and I couldn't believe this
I swear I stared my mom my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
greasy, greasy (oooo) - had to lick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the bacon
A pig? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide make it greasy
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a lick, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a pork sausage should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how make the bacon that you fry
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for feedin' you bacon like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some meat with that yum-yum biscuit?
you smell like pork and I wanna lick it
I wanna know how does it taste?
yummy, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a greasy mutha-
Well-a, I like 'em real fat, pigg-y style by the mile
greasy black skin with a smile
fryin' in the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
bacon bits, bacon dip, can I get a plate? (please)
Baby, take a ride lets shake n bake, you make me wanna...
Eat eat da-meat (Bacon, hey)
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you flip it in my pan my darling
Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super spam]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you make it best under pressure
[Yo, piggy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet ’cause it’s time to have Grease
this man’s meat in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, on bacon, biscuits
eat eat da-meatie like big fatty for sheezie
I love you in your farmer jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, “Oooo, oooo, oooo!”
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna eat
eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat
He's the fatest brother in here
And he's comin' this way! Oooo!]
K and the J wanna eat with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I’m wicked, Greasy, (yeah) fry pig skins but never quickly (that’s right)
I fry the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my pork, here’s the hot sausage (hot sausage)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn that’s a big sausage)) and have ya soundin’ like a retard (yeah)
Big ‘Pork Love-Her, six-two, wanna feed you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna eat
eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
eat eat da-meat
eat da-meat da-meat da-meat
Hey yeah, I wanna eat, baby




I know Kris and Jen personally, and they are both obsessed with the meat. (Bacon that is)
Don’t get me wrong, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but these two take it to a different level.
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Thanks for the insight, Pete. Keep tabs on those two fine ladies for us – we loves us our baconistas!
No problem Mike!
Maybe I can get those two to record one in the studio….
When all else fails… there’s bacon. I believe that’s the motto of Kris and Jen.
This is definitely a good one. I know Kris has lots of other bacon songs, my personal fave is “Bacon is what I got” to the tune of Sublime’s “loving is what I want”
It really makes me wonder… Kris what DO you DO for a living that allows you all this time to write bacon songs??
Keep up the good bacon writing… fry on, my friend, fry on.
yea yea, keep representin’ the bacon. Bacon lova in da house! You greasy gals sure have a talent for writing hit bacon songs. My all time favorite is Pork shack! can’t wait to see what you girls come up with next;)
Kristen, this is brilliant work with da meat. The talent and passion is so evident. Im sold, I will be Takin da Bacon from here on out! We want more, please give us more songs!!