Mark Raco wanted to share his love for Bacon through music.  Below is a fantastic song called “United States of Bacon” and if you like it you can buy it here! Make sure your speakers are on, grab some bacon, and enjoy.

Let us know what you think of this bacon tune!

Picture found at “The Daily Bacon“

But then I find myself singing along. Sing it with me now…

I am the bacon man.
Bring all the pork I can.
To all the little kids down the row.
Clogging their arteries.
With all my MSGs.
Then they’ll all die.
At the age of eight.

Is this an anti-bacon song? Is this a parody? The world may never know…

Are you ATB? That’s Addicted To Bacon for you folks not in the know.

Chuck is ATB, and he proves that very fact with lyrics like “when I’m really down, bacon’s always got my back”.

Watch the video and let yourself slide into the bacony groove.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxFbp5rY_o

Preach on Chuck…preach on.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_KSiTq4AoY

Junior Redwood is a country musician who released his first album “Broken Cowboy” in January 2010.  The album consists of songs revisiting a year spent in hardship after a heartbreaking divorce from his wife Louanne and the loss of custody of his son Junior Redwood Jr.

While Junior fancies himself some kind of country cowboy idealist, he is unaware of the consensus that perceives him as a run-of-the-mill drunken redneck.   Junior’s songs on “Broken Cowboy” detail the troubles he has had in numerous aspects of life.

Junior wrote the song “Mmm Bacon” right after the album was released as a tribute to the meat he loves more than all other meats.  “The Coor’s Light of meat” as he would say.  Junior decided to write this song because felt it was time for him to stop his distain towards the woman he once loved, curtail his drinking, and start writing music everyone can appreciate and understand.  A masterpiece was born.

Growing up on a farm, Junior spent a lot of time slopping the pigs that would eventually be sacrificed to improve almost every meal he eats.  If you will notice in the video, there are two jars of bacon grease still cooling on the stove in the background.  Junior never records anything without eating a copious amount of bacon before-hand.  He claims the grease loosens up his vocal chords.

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Junior Redwood, for spreading the love of bacon in song…we here at Bacon Today salute you.

Find Junior Redwood on Facebook

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Mmm Bacon Lyrics

You’re good in the morning
You’re good at night
You’re good off a fork
Or cut up with a knife

You’re good on pizza
And you’re good plain
The way you smell sometimes
Drives me insane

Mmm Bacon
I love you and need you in my life
Mmm Bacon
You make me feel alright

Some call you fat
But to me you’re lean
Just one pound of you girl
Is the best thing I’ve ever seen

You’re good with a pancake
You’re good with an egg
I need you now
Don’t make me beg

You’re in my heart
And you clog my veins
Someday you’ll cause me
Some sweet chest pains

We may die young
But we’ll die free
And if I die from you
I’ll know you died for me

Mmm Bacon
I won’t think twice
You are my life

Kristen and Jenny, our fabulous bacon song parody writers, have  come out of a long bacon break with a brand new parody -- this time of the holiday classic “Winter Wonderland”.

Plus, as an added bonus, BT has uneartherd the best-ever version of the song.

Happy Holidays, Everyone, from all of us at Bacon Today.

-- Mr. B

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlxiMSQbozk

The bacon pops, are you listening,

In the pan, pork is sizzling.

A Christmas delight ,

We’re happy tonight.

Walking in a Meaty Baconland.

Cook away till it’s real browned

Heres to all a slice of bacon

It tastes very good

just like it should,

Walking in a Meaty Baconland.

In the kitchen we will cook some breakfast, You will prepare the entire pound.

He’ll say: Are you hungry

We’ll say: “Hell yeah,”

But if you cook it

Don’t eat the whole pound.

The bacon pops, are you listening,

In the pan, pork is sizzling.

We’ll eat it galore

And then we’ll make more

Walking in a Meaty Baconland.

Cook away till it’s real browned

Heres to all a slice of bacon.

Buy the best grade,

The pork is home made,

Walking in a Meaty Baconland..

In the kitchen we will cook the bacon,

I prefer when it is slightly browned.

We’ll have lots of fun with bacon makin’, Until the other kiddies chomp it down.

When it heats, ain’t it thrilling,

Though your nose might start drippin’

We’ll fry-it all day, like Bacon Today

Walking in a Meaty Baconland.

You may remember a couple days ago we release the awesome Eminem bacon song parody from our resident bacon song pariodists Kristen & Jen. Well, today we bring you the lyrics so you can sing along as you listen to the MP3. Enjoy!

[Intro]
Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried

Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried

Guess who’s back
Back again
Jen is back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back
guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back..

I’ve created the flavor, cause nobody wants to eat chicken no more
They want pork, not chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want pork, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of smoked mixed with some maple sugar
Some grease that’ll jump start my heart quicker
than the shock I get finding out from you that
the doctor just told you,
you’re coming down with Swine flu

You waited this long, to cook the bacon
now I’m back, I got a stack and I’m salavatin’
I know that you got a job Miss Piggy
but your feet and ears are so tast-y
So the P E T A don’t like bacon today
or let me eat meat, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Food TV
But it feels so healthy, without me
So, come on and flip, the pork sticks to your hips
want that taste on your lips, mix up some with the grits
And get ready, cause this meat’s about to get greasy
I just fried another batch now, get your plates ready!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry with me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me

Pork Medallions, I’m feelin the talent
the fatness of creation is fabulous
I start feelin like I’m needin a snack soon
’til someone comes along in the kitchen and yells FLU!!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a pandemic, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone eatin my stash
And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of this flu crap, it’s just a shame
Cause I’m back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Love your piggies, kiss their snouts they’re not the the ones to blame
enter in, into the kitchen like a winner
The center of  attention, back for your dinner
I’m just creating, the best thing since bacon dressing
Infesting in your pig’s ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the excitment, soon as someone mentions meat
Here’s my pork rinds, my ham and my links
A pork chop and some ears? You didn’t want the feet?

[Chorus]

A-tisket a-tasket, I got a few pounds in my basket
anybody who’s talkin this fat, that’s fat
Miss save the pigs , you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little go greener bastards
Do you know me? You don’t even know my homies
you have no idea what you’re missing out on honey
But that’s ok, you don’t know do you,
It’s over, nobody eat’s your tofu!
Now let’s go, just gimme the signal
I’ll be there with a whole pound hearin’ the sizzle
I been there, coming up with the hot rhymes
ever since Kris turned herself into a bacon rind
But sometimes it  just seems
everybody only wants to bash the meat
So this must mean the bacon’s got grease
But it’s just me, I’m just obese
No I’m not the first queen of bacon parodies
I am the best thing since K-winaslski
to do bacon music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There’s a concept that works
Twenty million other meat rappers emerged
But no matter how many pigs in the sea
It’ll be so healthy, without me

-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Every so often we get an email devoid of detail but containing something so fantastic we just have to share. Today was one of those days.

Kristen & Jenny are at it again with their song parodies. This time, however, things are different. Not only is this parody lyrically great, but it’s also well produced and just plain awesome. We don’t have any other details than that it’s a parody of a popular Eminem song.

So with that in mind, follow these simple instructions…

Download the MP3 now.
Load it on your iPod.
Smile.
Repeat.

CDs… LPs… Cassettes… 8-Tracks… You name it.

In fact, I just saw Billy perform at the Pond with Elton John last Saturday night and I had AWESOME seats! (Thanks, Kim!) Here’s a shot I took from the rail in front of the stage.

Front row, baby!

So when Kristen sent me this parody, I just had to put it up right away. Thanks for another great one, Kristen and Jenny!

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“Your Own Fork”, a parody of Billy Joel’s “My Life”

Got a pound from an old friend
We used to be real fat
Said he couldn’t go on with out bacon all day
Bought the shop, sold the house
Bought the bacon from the West Coast
Now he sells them crispy bacon in L.A.

I don’t need you to worry for me cause it’s my heart
I don’t want you to tell me I have high cholesterol
I don’t care what you say anymore, this is my pork
Go ahead with your own fork, and leave mine alone

I never said you had to offer me a second plate
(I never said you had to)
I never said I was a victim of heart attack
(I never said)
I’m still a dork, get off my pork
And you can eat your rind
But not off my swine

They will tell you, you can’t fry alone in a deep grease
Then they’ll tell you, you can’t fry with somebody else
Ah, but sooner or later you fry in your own space
Either way it’s okay, you to fry up by yourself

I don’t need you to worry for me cause it’s my heart
I don’t want you to tell me I have high cholesterol
I don’t care what you say anymore, this is my pork
Go ahead with your own fork, and leave mine alone

I never said you had to offer me a second slice
(I never said you had to)
I never said I was a victim of heart attack
(Of cirumstance)
I’m still a dork, get off my pork
And you can eat your rind
But not off my swine

I don’t care what you say anymore, this is my pork
Go ahead with your own fork, and leave mine alone

(Keep it to yourself, it’s my pork.)
(Keep it to yourself, it’s my pork.)
(Keep it to yourself, it’s my pork.)
(Keep it to yourself, it’s my pork.)

– Mike

Ladies and gentleman, its time to get with it, get hip to it, and just plain get down. Put on your dancing shoes and fire up the griddle. Its time to do the new dance called the Bacon Fat!

Fast forward to 2:14 to hear the “B”acon side of the record.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HJuks3XpjA

Photo credit: http://flickr.com/photos/twcollins/359587468/

Today we’re adding a new feature -- play the video and sing along at home!

-- Mike

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHKjDKY_O8

Hey, uh huh huh
Hey, uh huh huh

What I like about pork, makes my pants feel tight
Tell me I’m the hungry one, makes me wanna eat all night, yeah

You’re sizzling in my ear
It’s gettin’ hot and bacony up in here, ‘give me a fork
That’s what I like about pork
What I like about pork, It really knows how to dance
when the bacon pops up, down, jump around, I think I spilled grease on my pants, yeah

You’re sizzling in my ear
pile all those chops on the plate over here, give me a fork!
That’s what I like about pork

That’s what I like about pork
That’s what I like about pork
Wahh!

Hey!

What I like about pork, the piggies keep me warm at night
Never wanna’ let them go, I love how they squeal all night, yeah

You’re sizzling in my ear
It’s gettin’ really greasy up in here, my sweet pork
That’s what I like about pork

That’s what I like about pork

That’s what I like about pork
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)
That’s what I like about pork (whispered)

Hey, uh huh huh, hey hey hey
Hey, uh huh huh, brrr
Hey, uh huh huh, hey