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Bacon Freak’s Calendar Featuring Bodacious Bacon Babe Belinda – Coming Soon!

by Boss Hog

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Bacon Freak  has just released the news that the much requested and long awaited “Bacon Freak Calendar” will finally become a manifest reality!

According to Bacon Freak owner and proprietor, Rocco “Boss Hog” Loosbrock, “We simply had to find precisely the perfect model that could pull this off in a way that fully represents everything that Bacon Freak has always stood for and has publicly come to be renowned and respected for within the gourmet food industry as well as publicly.”

“So no matter how many sales we knew we could instantly make by simply placing our products in the hands of a pretty woman and snapping 12 funny, cute or clever photos, we just didn’t want toss the thing together until we felt we had “EXACTLY” the right model to thoroughly represent in physical beauty and attractive allure, class and sophistication as well as comfortable approachability, what our members, customers, fans, friends and family feel about Bacon Freak Bacon,” Loosbrock explained.

From the very first moment that they originally “laid eyes” on Model Belinda Strange, it was immediately obvious that this was an absolutely perfect match made in Hog Heaven. “It couldn’t have been scripted any better by a team of professional Hollywood film writers” Boss Hog continues, and “as soon as the very first photos of Belinda featuring some of our most popular Bacon Novelty Items started coming in, we absolutely knew that it was meant to be!

For those of you out there who are thinking that the name Belinda Strange sound … well … strangely familiar, you very well may have been dazzled by her delectably delightful “deliciousity” back when she first broke onto the media scene as one of the most popular and much beloved “Running With Scissors” Postal Babes. 

Every since she emerged on the scene, many people simply haven’t been able to take their eyes off of her, because she so very perfectly captures that beautifully blended and balanced, eclectically erotic essences of elegant class and sophistication, along with a decidedly approachable “down to earth,” natural purity, highlighted by a striking sexy sense of artistically and aesthetic allure, that is sumptuously sweet and sultry, seductively sensuous and sublimely scintillating.

See … that exactly how most people describe their favorite Bacon Freak Gourmet Bacon. Yep … an absolutely perfect match indeed!

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