We all know that Michelle likes turkey bacon.
But what about Barack?
Yes, the other issues matter, too. But in order for someone to run the country, we need to know that they support the average American. You know – Joe Bacon.
We had to dig deep into the archives for this, but we felt it was important. Almost a year ago, the Chicago Sun Times wrote an article about a breakfast that Senator Obama shared with Michael Bloomberg. They wrote that “…Obama munched his bacon, eggs over easy and toast and Bloomberg his scrambled eggs and potatoes…”
So there you have it. A vote for Obama is a vote for bacon.
Of course, we need to fully vet both candidates, so if anyone has proof-of-bacon for John McCain, please let us know so we can spread the word.
– Mr. B
*Note: This article is intended to entertain and does not reflect the political opinions of Bacon Today, its writers, 500 Yards Media or even me, Mr. B. It does, however, reflect my love of bacon.
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:10 am
Obama’s endorsement of bacon is perhaps reflective of his love for pork.
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
The more bacon John McCain puts into his aging bejowled face, the closer we’d be to a Palin presidency. If Obama loses this one, let’s pray that McCain stays on the oatmeal and grapefruit for the next four years.
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
I was going to this site to try to find some shelter from all the political nonsense on the web today. I realize you’re looking for bacon-related goodness from both sides, but when I clicked on the bookmark, I was hoping to see bacon, not a picture of, well, “that one”.
Sigh.
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:37 pm
You want proof of bacon on McCain? YouTube shall provide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZTTUxq2m8
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Christopher, you have provided a valuable service to this nation. Thank you.