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A Face Full of Bacon

by Mike Kirsch

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In the great tradition of “push button, receive bacon“, the Bacon Today editors have unearthed the next step in the bacon-producing air-dryer legacy.

We call this one, “push button, receive face full of bacon” and you can see it for yourself in the 8th floor men’s bathroom at the Mariott Marquis hotel in Times Square, New York.

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– Mike

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3 Responses to A Face Full of Bacon

  1. discomeats says:
    April 7, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Who can can argue with an on demand bacon bukkake service
    I know I can’t.

    Reply
  2. Rick Lee says:
    April 7, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    I’ve heard that translated as “Push button, receive bacon, eat bacon”. I like it.

    Reply
  3. ellen says:
    April 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Dear Mike Kirsch,
    I think I love you.

    Reply

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